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Review: Automatic lube dispenser
The simplehuman Sensor Pump squirting lube onto the njoy Pure Wand. Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions and glistening...
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Review: Before and After Toy Cleaner
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour later — I would carry my used toys to the bathroom, carefully wash each toy individually, dry...
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Review: Massage Oil (Excitation)
How hard is it to review a massage oil? It must be hard, as I have been procrastinating writing this review for quite some time. And it finally occurred to me today: I become lost when a product does...
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Review: Secret Garden cream
Allow me a little embarrassment; I’ve never reviewed an arousal cream before. So I don’t really know how to compare Shunga Secret Garden cream to other products of its kind. The sensations of an...
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Review: Love Liquid
Kama Sutra Love Liquid is water-based, but the untrained eye and vagina might think it silicone-based. It is insanely thin. So thin that it can ooze off the side of a toy if not quickly put to use. So...
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Review: Sex Tarts round-up
Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of them. The Sex Tarts line, however, is called Sex Tarts, promising...
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Review: Hydra
If you have a stuffed-up nose and malfunctioning taste buds, Intimate Organics Hydra will seem completely perfect. It’s water-based, glycerin free, DEA free, and paraben free. It’s vegan. It has a...
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Pop Shot: Beer Lube
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all.1 © Epiphora. This post, "Pop Shot: Beer Lube," appeared originally on Hey Epiphora. I do not allow re-posting of my content. If this post is re-published outside of...
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Review: Stimulating O Gel
You probably don’t know this, but I’m fucking in love with Sliquid. I love their H2O and Sassy lubes, which are odorless, flavorless, and have a grand total of five ingredients each. Amazing? I think...
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My favorite lube? Sliquid anything
Here are my standards for lube: That it not smell like a sanitary pad or like Nickelodeon Gak That it not taste like perfume That it not contain glycerin or parabens That it not immediately slide off...
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Review: Automatic lube dispenser
The simplehuman Sensor Pump squirting lube onto the njoy Pure Wand. Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions and glistening...
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